Tell me your trash day.
Send your address and a date. I’ll check the route and agree on the full price with you. I’ll confirm an available afternoon.
INGLEWOOD · LADERA · WESTCHESTER
Is your trash
bin gross?
Make it Mad Little
Dude’s problem.
Flies. Funk. Gunk. Just because it’s garbage doesn’t mean it has to be gross. I’m nearby and ready to get dirty.
Let’s clean my bins$129 · up to 3 bins · pay after your first wash.
Empty bins. Your hose. One less gross chore.
FLIES. FUNK. GUNK.MAKE IT MY PROBLEM.FIRST WASH. THEN PAY.
Leave the bins. Lend a hose.
After the truck empties your bins, I wash inside, outside, lids, and handles. I’ll need access to your outdoor water connection.
See the clean. Then pay.
Your first visit is paid after the wash and completion photo. Want another? Confirm two days ahead: pay by Zelle or Venmo, or agree to pay cash right after the wash. If a prepaid job can’t be done for any reason, you get a full refund, unless I’ve already arrived and the bins aren’t accessible as we agreed.
LET’S GET YOU STARTED
Your bin’s
fresh start.
A local side hustle.
A very specific problem.
One dude willing to deal with it.
The full bin reset$129 per visit · up to 3 bins
Bins washed inside and out. One empty kitchen compost pail cleaned. A quick sweep where the bins live. Everything put back.
Pay after your first wash. Same price when I come back. Your outdoor hose connection is needed.
All prices & payment detailsSend your real details. I’ll reply by email; nothing is booked or charged until we both confirm.
MEANWHILE, ON THE BLOCK…
Pilot: My First Assigned Quest
Emeldy takes out Grandma's trash for the first time, and the bins talk back.
Posted September 16, 2026
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Read the dialogue
- Emeldy (thinking): One more level.
- Grandma: Take this out.
- Emeldy: Me?
- Emeldy (thinking): My first assigned quest.
- Emeldy: Why is the rice moving?
- Len: Please knock.
- Emeldy: You live here?
- Len: You feed us.
- Merv: Mostly leftovers.
A few little details.
Where are you cleaning?
I cover the west side of Los Angeles: Inglewood, Ladera Heights and Westchester. I’ll check your exact address and collection day before agreeing to a visit.
Do I need to be home?
Yes if you’re paying cash: be there to say hello before I begin. Otherwise, only if I need you for access. Leave your empty bins accessible and give permission to use your outdoor water connection. Any electricity needs will be agreed in advance.
What if the truck is late?
I wait until the selected bins are empty. If collection delays prevent the visit, we can agree on another date. A first visit that never happens isn’t charged. If a prepaid job can’t be done for any reason, you get a full refund. The one exception: if I’ve already arrived and your bins aren’t accessible under the scope and access terms we agreed when you signed up.
What’s the washing setup?
I use your outdoor hose connection. You tell me where you want me to wash it. My default is the street, and I don't need to use much water with my power washer.
Will maggots stay away forever?
Cleaning can help, but no—maggots can come back. The weather and what you throw away both play a part. Letting waste and residue build up without cleaning can invite more flies, odors, and other gross buildup. Maggots aren’t always the only problem.
So I don’t pay first?
That’s right. I want you to see the work first and feel good about who you’re hiring. I clean your bins, then you pay for that first job. After that, Zelle or Venmo payment two days before your agreed visit confirms your spot. Paying cash? Confirm with me two days ahead and pay immediately after the wash. For a closer date, confirm on approval. If a prepaid job can’t be done for any reason, you get a full refund. The one exception: if I’ve already arrived and your bins aren’t accessible under the scope and access terms we agreed when you signed up.
How can I pay?
Zelle, Venmo, or cash. If you’re paying cash, be there to say hello before I begin. Cash is due immediately after the job is done, on both first and repeat visits. No advance cash handoff.
How do repeat visits work?
Weekly, every two weeks, or once per calendar month, depending on the route. I’ll offer an actual date. Confirm two days ahead with Zelle or Venmo payment, or a cash arrangement with me. Cash is paid immediately after the wash. For a closer booking, confirm on approval. No automatic subscription. If a prepaid job can’t be done for any reason, you get a full refund. The one exception: if I’ve already arrived and your bins aren’t accessible under the scope and access terms we agreed when you signed up.